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A chain of
beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are
stranded:
- Two
Italian men and one Italian woman
- Two
French men and one French woman
- Two
German men and one German woman
- Two
Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two
English men and one English woman
- Two
Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two
Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two
Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two
Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two
American men and one American woman
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One month later, the following things have occurred:
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One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
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The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage
a trois.
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The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the
German woman.
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The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them.
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The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
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The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming
to another island.
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The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
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The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor/store/restaurant/laundry, and
have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
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The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
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The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will
not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism,
what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and
palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the
root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell phone
so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this godforsaken deserted
island in the middle of %#@&ing nowhere so she can get her nails done and
go shopping.
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